„Well, first of all, they’re not romantic. Its not like they’re a bunch of fuckin‘ fags hoppin‘ around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you’ve seen in the movies: they don’t turn into bats, crosses don’t work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you fucking over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he’s suckin‘ the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don’t sleep in …